You knew I had to find a place for this photo, as it’s all the “personal branding” I’ve got out there on the wonderfully wacky worldwide web.

I can admit that its is almost five years old, and since then I’ve lost my hair, my teeth, my knees, and my boyish waist. In their place, Wholly Grommett has made my sense of humor both drier and decidedly more ironic!

Now it’s time to grab your backwoods baby by the hand! Turn her and tease her! Hug her and squeeze her! Then step right up and do the clam . . .